shoulderblades: pre10tious: i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more bread sticks and somebody in my family had eaten half of one, then put it back in the box. so mad right now. ryan did you make this post just to name drop an elevator
I don’t know, I just feel like I should just stop thinking about it, you know,...– Blue Valentine (2010)
jakemalik: *talks to u once* ya were like best friends
supjono: when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
dekutree: catholicnun: i shoould watch netflix i love that show
kunty: android18: why does this have so many notes i don’t understand
you-got-lokid: PEOPLE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO THEIR BODYS IF THEY DON’T WANT TO SHAVE THATS FINE IF THEY WANT TO BE COVERED IN TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS THATS FINE IF THEY WANT TO HAVE UNNATURAL HAIR COLOUR THATS FINE IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE THIN THATS FINE IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE BIG THAT’S FINE EVERYONE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO THEIR BODYS AND NO ONE, NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO...
urbancatfitters: everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
prayzer: do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
manjolras: we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
fatty-fitty: I’ve learned more about health, fitness and how to love myself more on tumblr than I have in 15 years of school and I think that’s a little bit fucked up.
larrysshowersthatarebritish: [majestically tap dances away from your awful opinion]
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about the time when a guy tried to...
cute-sexual: esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday sasshole
rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole