i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
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If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
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Greatest pick up of all time
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reasons why summer is poopy
- you sweat a lot
- attractive people in bathing suits
- you dont have a valid excuse to stay inside
- people expect you to put on a bathing suit
- going swimming
- yardwork
- theres a glare on your phone
- the beach
- you sweat a lot
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“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie
omg I love her so much
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how to make friend not sad
- tell joke?
- give thing?
- follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
- say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
- stare at them until the sad falls off?
I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY
